• vy2cool:

    wethinktherefore:

    bisexualfunfacts:

    Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

    Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

    Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

    (via booksand-loki-is-a-perfectsight)

  • iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

    burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

    (via urbanized-mentality)

  • ohtheandrogyny:

    magik-aimee:

    ihateeveryonefrombektun:

    missingkeys:

    calystarose:

    Girl is pioneer at quarterback for Florida High School

    That first picture just fills me with such joy and a feeling of hope.

    HEY ERIN HEY!

    It’s the last picture that gets me. Her eyes are off reading the defense, because she’s not handing off to the RB, that’s a fake. She’s the QB and she’d doing her goddamn job and she’s doing it well. GET IT GIRL.

    “Everybody says, ‘What happens when she gets hit?’ ” Gatewood said. “This isn’t a knock on Erin, but she’s bigger than 10 kids on my team. I have a wide receiver that weighs 25 pounds less than her. And the pads she wears are the same as the pads he wears.”

    theres a post going around “imagine a high school romance movie about a girl who works her ass off to play on the football team and eventually becomes the quarterback and she dates one of the cheerleaders” well thats this girls life basically. the cheerleader in the top picture is her girlfriend.

    this makes me so happy, it’s ridiculous

    Every time I read this I get real happy.

    (via shethewayfaringstranger)

  • landorus:

    *dead but still has a boner*

    (Source: kelvinbenjamin, via confederateslut)

  • breakfastburritoe:

    i like tall guys bc theyre closer to jesus

    (via confederateslut)

  • asmilinggoddess:

    asmilinggoddess:

    now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

    image

    THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

    (via booksand-loki-is-a-perfectsight)

  • thechronicferuchemist:

    Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

    (via booksand-loki-is-a-perfectsight)